Afternoon Crumbs

John Currin's portrait of a naked Bea Arthur is expected to sell at for at least $1.8 million at Sotheby's today. I thank all of you in advance for selling all of your possessions, loved ones and internal organs to buy this for me. I will hang it over my Ikea dresser and pray to it every night. Thank you for being a friend. - HuffPo CHRIS EVANS' ARMS. That is all. - Lainey Gossip Aubrey O'Day gives us her best "skank caught in the headlights" look - Drunken Stepfather LeAnn Rimes bought a husban...